1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gayakya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."
"Kal proxy mara tha kya"
"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
2. During the lecture
"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is
.......huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........" HE HE HE
HE !! 
)))
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain ."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"
"Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye......"
3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."
4. Unit Test
"Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya
hoga...."
"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de
sakta......."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na .......
Canteenchalega..." SAHI !!
5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye
bahane)
"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"
"Oye usko thoda khus h kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments
"Maine u s ko bola thaa ki copy karke me
September 5, 2007
